L: “Manny, Bro.” M: “Yo what’s up Luke?” L: “Bro I’m so fucked.” M: “What happened bro?” L: “I feel so fucking weird. My hole is going crazy!” M: “What hole?” L: “THAT Hole My asshole” M: “What? What the hell happened bro?” L: “Fuck bro I feel so weird telling you this. But you know how we were joking and wrestling around earlier?” M: “Yeah?” L: “Well I started to feel all fucking weird and shit I don’t know why bro, but my hole was getting so Like tingly and shit Itchy or something I was going crazy And when you pinned me down When you pinned my legs behind my head and you were staring me in the eyes Your crotch pressed up against my hole It felt like I was getting shocked” M: “Shocked? Like static?” L: “No man this was something different. It was coming right from hole, I swear” M: “That’s fucking weird bro.” L: “I KNOW! But it gets weirder. I ran to the bathroom and I swear to fucking god bro There was a big wet spot on the back of my shorts I was wearing whi